Remittance Warriors
The newly elected President of the United States, Donald Trump, has just moved
into the White House with his family. He has invited everyone who worked
tirelessly during his election campaign, along with other notable individuals,
to a grand banquet. Security personnel are carefully screening the guests before
allowing them inside. At the start of the banquet, Donald Trump delivers a
welcome speech: "My dear supporters and fellow collaborators, this election
victory is the result of your relentless efforts. Because of you, I have the
opportunity to serve the USA once again. I will acknowledge everyone who has
contributed to building this magnificent nation." The audience erupts in
applause, filled with excitement. At this moment, an outspoken journalist asks,
"But Mr. President, recognizing contributors to the nation’s progress is not
new. It has always been done. What’s different this time?" Trump smirks with his
signature smile and responds, "No, there are many individuals who have played a
significant role in the USA’s progress but have never been acknowledged or
recognized. They have remained in the shadows. This time, I will officially
recognize them." Curiosity spreads among the guests. The same journalist, now
intrigued, asks, "Honorable President, who are these individuals whose
contributions have yet to be acknowledged?" Trump smiles faintly, adjusts his
golden hair, and says, "There are people from third-world countries who have
siphoned off their countries' wealth and invested it here in America. They’ve
funneled billions of dollars from their government banks into our economy,
particularly into our real estate sector. I want to recognize these individuals.
They are remittance warriors for the USA. Among them, the people from a country
called Bangladesh stand out. Seven out of the top ten contributors are from
Bangladesh. Their impact is also significant in our neighboring country, Canada,
where there’s even an area called 'Begum Para' named after them. I urged the
previous Trudeau government to acknowledge them, but they didn’t. I will now
request Canada’s new Prime Minister to honor these true remittance warriors." A
sense of hesitation fills the room. The guests are unsure whether to applaud
such bizarre remarks. The journalist, now visibly anxious, asks, "But Mr.
President, these people have caused devastation in their own countries to come
here. Aren’t they also a threat to our banking reserves, as they might exploit
and launder our resources as well?" Trump smiles again and replies, "I haven’t
finished yet. Listen to the full story before questioning me. I will send these
remittance warriors to our national labs for lifelong research. Scientists will
study how individuals can plunder their own country's wealth and transfer it to
another nation. Which genetic trait makes this possible? Scientists will uncover
this so that our citizens never develop such tendencies. For America’s benefit,
these remittance warriors will dedicate themselves to our research facilities.
We will honor them as heroes." The hall bursts into applause. Meanwhile,
individuals like Gatiur, Nazir, Kaifuzzaman, and Alam—some of these so-called
remittance warriors—listen to Trump’s speech with growing anxiety. Is he really
going to turn them into lab guinea pigs? #Remittance_Warriors
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Remittance Warriors for USA and Donald Trump's recognition
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